The Online Median Problem Ramgopal R. Mettu and C. Greg Plaxton We introduce a natural variant of the (metric uncapacitated) $k$-median problem that we call the \emph{online median problem}. Whereas the $k$-median problem involves optimizing the simultaneous placement of $k$ facilities, the online median problem imposes the following additional constraints: the facilities are placed one at a time; a facility cannot be moved once it is placed, and the total number of facilities to be placed, $k$, is not known in advance. The objective of an online median algorithm is to minimize the competitive ration, that is, the worst-case ratio of the cost of an online placement to that of an optimal offline placement. Our main result is a linear-time constant-competitive algorithm for the online median problem. In addition, we present a related, though substantially simpler, linear-time constant-factor approximation algorithm for the (metric uncapacitated) facility location problem. The latter algorithm is similar in spirit to the recent primal-dual-based facility location algorithm of Jain and Vazirani, but our approach is more elementary and yields an improved running time.